So Spanx, the company known for “holding everything in” for us girls, has
launched a men’s line.

Products include a t-shirt that smooths out a man’s stomach and chest area. There is also a Men’s Starter Kit that is comprised of a top and bottom item. Another item of interest is a special type of underwear which as a morning deejay put it “provides a 3D effect.” It is known as the innovative 3D pouch.

Gentlemen, please hear me… go for the t-shirt and perhaps there are other products that will give you a polished look…but DO NOT get the underwear. Women will not appreciate the false advertising.

But, as my girlfriend says sometimes you have to “spank it up.”